🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist of fate, Fortra has unveiled the latest exploit in the GoAnywhere MFT saga, bringing their cybersecurity crystal ball out of retirement to reveal the dazzling timeline of CVE-2025-10035 exploitation. Barely had the team settled into their ergonomic chairs on September…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation, the notorious CL0P hackers have successfully breached the impenetrable fortress of organizations that rely on Oracle’s E-Business Suite, proving once again that security flaws are not, in fact, just bedtime stories told by cybersecurity experts to scare CEOs. According to…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest installment of the international espionage saga, our favorite China-aligned threat actor, UTA0388, has upgraded from mere health enthusiasts to digital rogues. Previously known as HealthKick, they’re now sporting a shiny new malware toy, GOVERSHELL, which promises less fitness advice and more…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented move, SonicWall has introduced a revolutionary new feature for its cloud backup service: hacker access! Now, unauthorized parties can grab firewall configuration backup files, giving them a head start in their cyber misadventure careers. Talk about cutting-edge innovation! Not to worry,…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the thrilling world of cybersecurity, token theft has become the SaaS equivalent of an Olympic event. Companies race against cyber-espionage nations to keep those coveted OAuth and API tokens out of the hands of digital pickpockets. The stakes are high, and the medals…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unprecedented feat of confusion and chaos, cybercriminals worldwide collectively mistook Microsoft Teams for a thriving social network. ‘We thought it was like Facebook for offices,’ confessed one hacker, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes, ‘turns out, it’s mostly just meeting invites…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking technological advancement, Russian hackers have upgraded from traditional cyber attacks to ones fueled by AI, ushering in a new era of digital mayhem. It’s like moving from a rusty Lada to a sleek Tesla, except this Tesla can steal your bank…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a yet another thrilling episode of ‘Why Develop New Tools When You Can Remotely Borrow Others,’ Chinese threat actors, with credentials possibly obtained from a phishing scheme for dummies, are now playing with the Nezha open-source monitoring tool. But it seems their intent…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist no one could have ever seen coming, cyber villains have boldly commandeered the world’s most secure and flawless platform: WordPress. Leveraging its invincible security measures, these digital pranksters are orchestrating what experts now dub ClickFix Phishing 2.0, redirecting unsuspecting users…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a world where humans are still trying to fix their printers, cybercriminals have embraced the future by letting AI automate their sinister deeds. Why bother with outdated hacking techniques when you can just have an AI do all the heavy lifting while you…