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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an unexpected twist, thousands of Minecraft players have been given an exciting opportunity to experience the latest trend in gaming: involuntary malware installation. This surprise comes courtesy of a new mod pack available on GitHub, cleverly masquerading as just another tool for fans…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an inspiring display of how not to handle sensitive information, former CIA analyst Asif William Rahman has managed to turn what most call a ‘career-ending mistake’ into a ‘daring experiment in transparency.’ Rahman, who apparently skimmed every spy movie script but none of…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a thrilling update from the world of cybersecurity, it seems that hackers have finally learned the art of subtlety. No longer satisfied with big, loud attacks, cybercriminals have traded in their digital bazookas for microscopic, barely noticeable keyboard ninjutsu. Who needs grand entrances…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking turn of events, ransomware gangs have shifted gears from mere extortion to offering loyalty rewards for the most complacent IT departments. For every unpatched SimpleHelp flaw exploited, organizations can now earn points redeemable for future attacks. Sources reveal that the gangs…