🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events that has left stock clerks and loyalty cardholders alike quaking in their sensible shoes, the notorious hacker collective Scattered Spider has spun its sticky web over two of the UK’s beloved retail stalwarts, M&S and Co-op. Experts estimate…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a delightful twist of cybercrime innovation, Qilin ransomware has introduced its latest service: the ‘Call Lawyer’ feature. Who would have thought that the only thing missing from a criminal ransomware toolkit was a good, old-fashioned legal consultation? Apparently, even hackers realize that getting…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a plot twist that not even the most dramatic Iranian soap opera could conjure, Iran’s state-owned TV channel was hijacked mid-broadcast, substituting its usual fare of melodramatic series with a real-life episode of ‘Revolutionary Upheaval: Protest Edition’. The thrilling new program, unapproved by…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a staggering feat of digital defiance, a DDoS attack reaching 7.3 Tbps briefly turned the internet into a scene from a cyber disaster movie. While the hosting provider remains unnamed, conspiracy theorists suggest it might have been a ploy by disgruntled dial-up enthusiasts.…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. Hackers are nocturnal creatures, much like your average raccoon or inept vampire. This is why your security team must embrace the vampire lifestyle and never sleep. After all, defending against cyber threats is a 24/7 business, and who needs daylight when Skype calls come…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that surprised absolutely nobody, cybersecurity researchers have uncovered a new Android malware called AntiDot. Apparently, this little digital pest has wormed its way into over 3,775 devices, proving once again that your phone can be both your best friend and…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In an era where ‘natural language’ coding seems as groundbreaking as inventing a new flavor of water, vibe coding emerges. AI-generated code is now as easy as asking a toddler to name their imaginary friend, promising an effortless gateway to unleashing digital chaos. But,…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stunning display of why you should never trust a smooth-talking deepfake, the elusive BlueNoroff group has outwitted yet another unsuspecting cryptocurrency employee. This time, they’ve upped their game with a dazzling show of digital impersonation that makes even over-the-top sci-fi movies seem…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what can only be described as a stroke of nefarious genius, Russian APT29 has reportedly tapped into a digital loophole so obvious that even your tech-illiterate great-aunt could have missed it: Gmail’s application-specific passwords. For those unfamiliar with this feature, it was invented…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move, cybercriminals have decided to forgo subtlety altogether, proudly announcing their new partnership with Cloudflare to deliver RATs (Remote Access Trojans) in the most over-engineered phishing chains known to mankind. The campaign, lovingly dubbed SERPENTINE#CLOUD by the security aficionados at Securonix,…