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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that’s giving cybersecurity professionals sleepless nights and hackers a reason to party, researchers have uncovered a gaping hole in WatchGuard’s Fireware OS that allows anyone with a keyboard to execute arbitrary code. WatchGuard’s idea of ‘firewall’ now seems dangerously close…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist blending espionage with a hint of culinary madness, North Korea’s elite hacking group has announced their latest creation: a digital Frankenstein built from the seemingly harmless-sounding BeaverTail and OtterCookie. No, these aren’t exotic dishes from Pyongyang’s top-secret restaurant—they’re menacing malware…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In what experts are calling a groundbreaking use case for blockchain technology, North Korean hackers have ingeniously decided to employ smart contracts for something other than making headlines at overpriced tech conferences. Yes, the hermit kingdom’s finest digital mischief-makers have now allegedly used ‘EtherHiding’…

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🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist, unidentified nation-state hackers have expressed their deep disappointment at cybersecurity company F5 for publicly disclosing the breach of their BIG-IP source code. The hackers, who had painstakingly planned the intrusion for years, were reportedly saving the big reveal for a…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a stirring show of unity, every version of Windows ever shipped has decided to join forces and form a security threat all-star band, serenading the tech world with the harmonious chaos of zero-day vulnerabilities! With 183 flaws to choose from, including some pulling…

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