🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In the latest twist of cosmic irony, hackers have found the perfect use for Facebook ads: spreading malware through fake cryptocurrency trading apps. Who would have guessed the algorithm had such a generous side gig for hackers? These savvy cybercriminals debuted their Broadway-worthy show…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking move towards innovation disguised as espionage, Chinese firms linked to the infamous Silk Typhoon have filed over a dozen patents, proving once and for all that you can indeed patent a national security nightmare. The patented tools, ranging from encrypted data…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a world where AI security is as critical as remembering your own passwords, Pillar Security bravely steps forward with a groundbreaking claim: ‘We’ve got this!’ They promise to cover the entire lifecycle of software development and deployment, ensuring that AI systems are more…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a bold entrepreneurial venture that would make even the late Steve Jobs envious, a band of rogue digital disruptors has emerged from the ruins of the BlackSuit gang. Meet Chaos RaaS, because who doesn’t appreciate a side of anarchy with their ransomware? For…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a groundbreaking revelation that nobody saw coming—except maybe the IT guy who warned everyone last Thursday—Wiz has uncovered a critical flaw in Base44, the platform that’s been coding vibes like it’s 1999. Apparently, the backdoor was left wide open, allowing anyone with an…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. For years, the most nefarious cybercriminals were too busy finding exotic exploits and crafting malware to appreciate the elegance of duping your sweet, naive browser. Yes, the same browser that tirelessly suggests passwords you’ll never remember or kindly offers to accept all cookies without…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking turn of events, cybercriminals have decided that instead of using traditional break-and-enter tactics, they’ll simply schedule a meeting with your IT department through a suspiciously well-crafted Google Calendar invite. After all, nothing screams ‘I’m a hacker’ more than turning up in…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking revelation that has absolutely no significance in changing our lives whatsoever, cybersecurity researchers have discovered over a dozen security vulnerabilities in the Niagara Framework. The same framework that was lauded for making smart buildings as intelligent as your average potato now…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a twist more predictable than a soap opera arc, Russian aerospace industries find themselves blindsided by a speck of digital mischief called EAGLET. Apparently, hackers, probably sporting trench coats and villainous mustaches, have swooped down like seagulls at a picnic to make off…

🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick. In a shocking twist, Turkish defense contractors have discovered that not every email invitation is accompanied by canapés and a smooth jazz band. The latest spear-phishing campaign by the notorious group, Patchwork, opted for a more cerebral approach, choosing cyber heists over cocktail parties.…