In a groundbreaking announcement sure to excite everyone with a keyboard, cybercriminals affiliated with TAG-150 have unveiled CastleRAT, a remote access trojan that now comes in two exciting programming languages: Python and C! It’s the tech equivalent of choosing between chocolate and vanilla, but with a side of potential prison time.

CastleRAT is the latest innovation in the malware-as-a-service sector, offering an all-in-one package for your system information collection, payload downloading, and remote command execution needs. Analysts say it could be the ‘Swiss Army Knife’ of digital mischief—if Swiss Army Knives were illegal and capable of pilfering your bank account information.

As always, this advancement in cybercrime technologies reminds us that we live in an era where innovation knows no boundaries, except perhaps moral and legal ones. So, whether you’re a developer hoping to add some spice to your resume or just someone who enjoys coding with an edge, CastleRAT might just be the tool you didn’t know you were looking for!