In a groundbreaking move that has consultants everywhere scratching their heads, five Chrome extensions have decided to take up careers in human resources and enterprise planning. Yes, you heard it here first, folks: these extensions aren’t content with merely helping you check your email or post cat memes on social media—they’re now masquerading as HR and ERP platforms. Why should humans have all the fun of managing tedious spreadsheets and trying to understand organizational hierarchies?

It turns out these extensions are particularly ambitious, as they aren’t just working 9 to 5. Spying on your accounts and stealing your sensitive data requires a lot of overtime. But don’t worry, unlike their human counterparts, they won’t be filing a complaint about work-life balance anytime soon. And while they might not help you find the ideal candidate for that open position, they will certainly find your authentication tokens and steal them faster than you can say “two-factor authentication.” HR departments everywhere are envious.

As always, cybersecurity researchers are hot on their tails, but it seems these extensions have been attending the “James Bond School of Stealth and Deception.” Blocking incident responses, they’ve activated “Operation: Nobody’s There” as soon as anyone tries to notice them, much like your neighbor’s cat that mysteriously disappears after clawing your couch. All five extensions have received an Employee of the Month certificate from the Cybercriminals International Union for their dedicated and disruptive service.