In a stunning twist of plot that leaves Hollywood screenwriters envious, two British teens found themselves at the center of an international cyber drama. Their alleged cyber antics on London’s Transport for London system promises to be the most wholesome extracurricular activity since chess club went online.

The accused, who reportedly answered to no less than four pseudonyms each—because why have one enigmatic hacker alias when you can operate a digital band of Brothers Grimm—were having their own version of tech development class. But before their LinkedIn profiles could boast ‘Cyber Security Experts,’ the authorities offered them a crash course in criminal procedures instead.

Locals were predictably relieved when the arrests were announced, as daily commuters theorized that punctuality could finally make a triumphant comeback. Meanwhile, parents nationwide were left wondering why their teens couldn’t just be normal and get into art school, instead of hacking into the nerve center of London’s public transport.