In a groundbreaking revelation, the cybersecurity community is gasping as the npm package ‘nodejs-smtp’, which we can only assume stands for ‘Not Providing Mail’, has been caught red-handed impersonating the beloved nodemailer. This package has clearly misunderstood its job description, choosing instead to moonlight as a financial mischief-maker for wallets like Atomic and Exodus on Windows systems.

With top-notch stealth capabilities rivaling a chameleon at a rainbow parade, ‘nodejs-smtp’ has managed to inject malicious code without raising eyebrows. Its creators even went the extra mile by cloning the genuine nodemailer’s style and README descriptions with the kind of dedication usually reserved for method actors or catfishing experts.

While some may say this is a cyber breach, we see it as an artful nod to performance art—a package that promises email services but instead delivers a Shakespearean twist with every download. A total of 347 downloads later, and users have unwittingly stumbled upon a tragicomedy of digital security. Bravo, nodejs-smtp, bravo.