In what can only be described as an avian invasion, Blind Eagle, a notoriously nearsighted threat actor, has decided to target Colombia with all the precision of a bird pecking at blurry breadcrumbs. When you’re a hacker with wings, who needs accuracy, right?

Their ingenious plan involved deploying cyber-RATs, presumably to nibble away at Colombia’s digital cheese. One might question the wisdom of using rats to catch eagles, but who are we to judge a strategy hatched by creatures famed for their blind ambition?

Meanwhile, the Colombian government is frantically waving its arms, trying to shoo away these pesky attackers. Alas, the Blind Eagle remains unfazed, perched comfortably in its domain of dynamic DNS infrastructure, conducting phishing expeditions with the subtlety of a brick through a window.