In a groundbreaking discovery that left tech giants both gasping and giggling, Amazon Web Services (AWS) managed to leave its GitHub repositories more exposed than a penguin at a nudist beach. The misconfiguration, affectionately dubbed ‘CodeBreach’ by security wizards who love a good pun, inadvertently invited the world’s most nefarious hackers to wreak havoc on cloud environments everywhere.

AWS’s oversight would have been like accidentally handing over the keys to a nuclear bunker to a group of over-caffeinated teenagers in a science fiction movie. Imagine the devastation if the wrong person had accessed the AWS JavaScript SDK; every environment from your grandma’s weather app to cutting-edge AI research could have been reduced to digital rubble!

Thankfully, this potential coding catastrophe was averted thanks to a diligent team at Wiz, who, upon stumbling across the vulnerability, responsibly disclosed it to AWS. The cloud behemoth promptly patched the gap before any chaotic coder could turn the mistake into a headline-grabbing international incident.