In an astonishing turn of events, ASUS has decided that perhaps letting random .ini files have the equivalent of admin keys to your system might not be the best cybersecurity practice. Following the groundbreaking revelation that software shouldn’t just trust any old HTTP invite, ASUS appears to be opting for a more traditional approach: actually securing their software.

DriverHub, designed with the noble goal of interpreting motherboard hieroglyphs and offering driver counseling, is now undergoing a much-needed security makeover. Experts say this update is akin to realizing that maybe you should lock your front door before the neighborhood raccoons host an all-you-can-eat buffet in your living room.

Industry insiders speculate this patch could be revolutionary, potentially teaching other software tools the radical idea that ‘stranger danger’ applies to the digital realm as well. Because who knew? The internet might not be a friendly place filled with sunshine and rainbows after all.