In a shocking development, the Australian Signals Directorate has reported that hackers are more interested in exploiting Cisco vulnerabilities than reading your emails about cat videos. Who would’ve thought? Apparently, it’s not just your Wi-Fi password that’s ‘Admin1234’ at risk—it’s an entire nation’s network infrastructure! But hey, who cares about that when there’s a new Taylor Swift album drop?

The alarming news is that CVE-2023-20198, a critical vulnerability, gives these cyber villains unrestricted access. Meanwhile, you’ve spent more time debating if pineapple belongs on pizza than updating your router’s firmware. Well, guess what? Hackers love pineapple on pizza, and your negligence just added another slice to their digital Hawaiian feast.

BADCANDY, which sounds more like a failed K-Pop group than a cyber threat, is here to show us that life’s not all rainbows and unicorns. But fear not! ASD advises patching your devices and perhaps considering a career in cybersecurity. At least then, when your parents ask what you do for a living, you can respond, ‘saving the internet from itself,’ which is way cooler than just being a ‘computer person.’