In a heartwarming tale of tech-savviness, the Transparent Tribe APT group has rolled out a boutique service for Indian government employees, offering them the convenience of instant system compromise via desktop shortcuts. Who needs complex hacking when there’s a phishing email with a direct link to chaos?

The group’s artisanal approach involves crafting cunningly disguised desktop shortcuts, promising Indian officials the prestige of being targeted not just on bland Windows systems, but also on the exotic flavors of BOSS Linux. It’s all about diversity and inclusion in malware delivery methods!

Security firm CYFIRMA notes that the group’s spear-phishing campaigns have been instrumental in delivering these ‘VIP-access’ desktop shortcuts straight to government desks. Just what every civil servant needs: another shortcut to pandemonium!

One can admire Transparent Tribe’s commitment to innovation, constantly pushing the boundaries of cyber mischief. After all, why bother with traditional espionage when you can turn your victim’s workstation into a self-destructing interface with just a click?