In an impressive show of ‘Oops, we did it again,’ Apple has urgently patched a zero-day vulnerability affecting their tenth-of-a-million-dollar devices. Apparently, their premium security features were as fortified as a house of cards in a windstorm.

Dubbed the ‘dyld disaster,’ this memory corruption issue was a gift from cyber attackers who somehow squeezed through Apple’s airtight security like a camel through the eye of a needle. Now, if only our autocorrect could squeeze out a coherent sentence as easily.

Apple users can sleep soundly knowing that the latest updates for iOS, iPadOS, macOS Tahoe, and even the recently indexed visionOS have closed the loophole — at least until next week’s exciting new vulnerability arrives.