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In a groundbreaking announcement, AMD has proudly unveiled its latest feature: the Transient Scheduler Attacks (TSA), which allows users—whether they want to or not—to share their personal data with the global community. This new feature is inspired by the spirit of openness and connectivity in the tech world, proving once again that privacy is just a buzzword meant for marketing slogans.

“Why settle for targeted advertising when you can offer a shared computing experience?” said an AMD spokesperson, denying any association with the fictional conspiracy theory that the company is secretly training CPUs to overthrow humanity. “With TSA, not only is your data at risk, but you also get the adrenaline rush of knowing that your processor is working overtime to make it happen!”

Critics have pointed out the potential downsides of the new feature, but AMD reassures customers that the exposure of sensitive information is a small price to pay for being involved in cutting-edge technology. After all, who needs secrets in an era where everyone’s email, passwords, and cat photos should be a public treasure trove?


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