In a delightful twist of digital fate, Amazon’s threat intelligence team unearthed an advanced threat actor sporting a penchant for collecting rare zero-day vulnerabilities in Cisco ISE and Citrix NetScaler ADC products. Apparently, when hackers aren’t busy trying to topple the internet, they’re pursuing their side hobby of amassing cybersecurity stamps for their virtual scrapbooks.

It turns out that these hackers not only breach systems but also elevate it to an art form by strictly targeting critical identity and network access control infrastructures. It’s a classic case of ‘go big or go home’ unless, of course, your home has also fallen victim to its own vulnerabilities.

This revelation has prompted analysts to speculate that hackers are simply misunderstood artists, reshaping the world byte by byte—a modern-day digital Banksy of sorts, except with less spray paint and more custom malware deliveries. One thing’s for sure: zero-days are to hackers what vintage wine is to sommeliers—a taste of the finer exploits in life.