In a stirring show of unity, every version of Windows ever shipped has decided to join forces and form a security threat all-star band, serenading the tech world with the harmonious chaos of zero-day vulnerabilities! With 183 flaws to choose from, including some pulling a ‘told you so’ card by actively exploiting holes, Windows is proving that age is just a number when it comes to vulnerabilities.

Microsoft, often accused of playing the role of the strict band manager, tried to patch things up with 183 new fixes, but even the best security updates can’t stop an all-singing, all-dancing ensemble of bugs. After officially ending support for Windows 10 (unless you join the exclusive ESU fan club), it seems Microsoft’s motto is ‘let the funky bugs play on.’

Not to be outshone by eight guest non-Microsoft vulnerabilities, Windows has truly outdone itself by ensuring every user, from Windows 1.0 to the latest release, can join in on this wild security jamboree. So, grab your antivirus popcorn and enjoy the show because security posture is just another fancy term for ‘what could possibly go wrong next?!’