In a stunning twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps everyone who has ever connected to public Wi-Fi—Apple devices have apparently decided to turn their AirPlay feature into a game of cybersecurity Russian Roulette. Who knew sharing your screen wirelessly could be this thrilling? It’s like Apple decided that the ‘living on the edge’ experience shouldn’t just be limited to their battery life.

These potentially catastrophic vulnerabilities, charmingly dubbed ‘AirBorne,’ offer the kind of convenience you can only dream of: zero-click remote code execution! Yes, now you can joyfully discover that your device has been commandeered before you even remember the last thing you AirPlayed. For those looking to add some spice to their lives, it’s like having your very own hacker roommate who insists on a ‘no touching, just ruining’ policy.

The flaws have been patched, we’re told, by folks at Oligo, who probably spend more time thinking about our digital safety than we ever do. A big thanks to them—well, them and every hacker who’s probably shedding a tear at the lost opportunities for chaos. It’s reassuring to know that we can safely return to projecting our cat videos in peace, without also inadvertently streaming our online banking details to the entire café.