In a groundbreaking revelation that will definitely inspire confidence, Anthropic’s newly launched Claude Code Security feature promises to revolutionize the art of software vulnerability scanning by merely suggesting developers to ‘try harder.’ This cutting-edge artificial intelligence tool, available only to its elite Enterprise and Team customers, has already left security experts scratching their heads—or maybe that’s just from anxiety.

The state-of-the-art feature works by scanning a user’s codebase for what it cryptically labels as ‘oopsies’—known to the rest of us mere mortals as security vulnerabilities. Upon identifying these high-tech blunders, Claude Code Security follows up with actionable advice such as ‘maybe check that line of code again?’ and the timeless classic, ‘are you sure that’s supposed to be there?’

While the feature is in limited research preview, its potential to reshape the landscape of software security remains the talk of the town. Top developers excitedly await further enhancements like the much-anticipated ‘Did you try turning it off and on again?’ module, designed to pacify frustrated teams who thought AI was supposed to make everything easier.