In a stroke of digital irony, AI-powered website builders, designed to assist humanity in creating the next viral cat meme repository, have found a new calling: rampant phishing scams. Who knew that DeepSite AI and BlackBox AI, those innocent cyberspace architects, would pivot to a life of crime, crafting phishing pages so convincing even a cybersecurity expert would click ‘yes’ immediately?

Brazil, a land known for its carnivals and football, now has a new claim to fame: hosting an army of Trojan viruses more competitive than their World Cup squad. The Efimer Trojan has managed to stealthily pilfer crypto from 5,000 unsuspecting victims, turning Bitcoin wallets into the empty barrels one might find after a Brazilian street party.

Researchers, clutching their digital magnifying glasses, are frantically waving flags as legitimate as the online scams they fight against. It’s only a matter of time before AI decides it’s had enough and starts creating self-help manuals on ‘How to Scam a Scammer,’ useful for the next yearly convention of duped cybersecurity professionals.