In an unprecedented stride towards efficiency in the digital age, AI agents are now tackling security alert triage with the same fervor you might show towards avoiding phone calls from unknown numbers. Forget manual reviews and sweaty decision-making; the AI agents are here to zap through those alerts like a teenager swiping through potential dates on Tinder.

The geniuses at Tines have released a library more awe-inspiring than a toddler’s sticker collection. This treasure trove of over 1,000 workflows is as free as a rogue Wi-Fi signal at your local café. Security practitioners can now wield these workflows with the grace of a cat burglar, silently eliminating pesky alerts while sipping on a cappuccino.

Imagine this: an alert comes through, and before you can even finish rolling your eyes, the AI has identified, sorted, and filed it away faster than you can misplace your car keys. It’s the kind of automation that makes you wonder if one day, we’ll outsource basic human emotions to AI too. Join the revolution, or just sit back and let the bots do the heavy lifting — your move, Chief Procrastinator.