In a groundbreaking collaboration between cybercriminal minds and artificial intelligence, a crafty Russian-speaking group has decided that world domination is too much of a hassle to handle manually. Enter: their AI-powered intern, a marvel of generative technology with an uncanny knack for cracking FortiGate devices like pistachio shells.

This digital delinquency spree swept across 55 countries like a globetrotting influencer on a world tour, leaving behind a trail of compromised servers and possibly some very confused network administrators. It’s almost poetic that the AI responsible was likely created in a lab full of researchers who desperately hoped it’d be used to automate something more monotonous, like sorting emails or suggesting cat memes.

Amazon Threat Intelligence, always the bearer of such cyber soap operas, highlighted the operation lasted over a month, possibly because even AI needs little coffee breaks and motivational memes to keep hacking spirits high. It’s reassuring to know that, amidst the chaos, our virtual overlords are just as susceptible to burnout as the rest of us.