In a groundbreaking revelation, Microsoft has discovered a diabolical new cyber threat: Passive aggressive hackers can now eavesdrop on your AI chats without ever lifting a finger. Forget the usual data breaches or ransomware; the Whisper Leak attack is here to make your encrypted conversations as private as a public restroom.

As it turns out, even top-tier encryption protocols can’t save your saucy AI discussions from these stealthy intruders. Now, every time you try to bond with your language model over its favorite Shakespeare quote, hackers are listening in, judging your poor choice in poetry.

Microsoft insists this is a serious risk to data security, but let’s be honest, the real threat is the world finding out how often we resort to AI for relationship advice. To be clear, Whisper Leak doesn’t just break encryption—it shatters illusions of digital privacy and dignity, reminding us that if it’s on the internet, it might as well be on a billboard.