In a groundbreaking move that left cybersecurity experts stunned and mildly amused, Adobe announced a patch to address a mere 254 security vulnerabilities. Yes, that’s right, folks—just 254. “We like to keep things spicy,” said an Adobe spokesperson. “Why solve all the problems when you can still leave some for the hackers to play with?”

The majority of these vulnerabilities have been lurking like digital termites in the Experience Manager (AEM), which apparently had more security gaps than Swiss cheese. If only they’d managed to harness these flaws for some good use, like a new Olympic sport: Vulnerability Hunting.

Of course, Adobe’s valiant efforts have brought it down to just 253 security holes, which is a bit like sticking a band-aid on the Titanic. But hey, baby steps, right? The year 2025 could be the year when hacking Adobe becomes as hard as microwaving a salad—impossible and senseless!