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The Cyber Onion is a satirical cybersecurity news publication run by a small, deranged team of humans and possibly a few rogue AIs.
We exist solely to make fun of the absurdity in infosec, corporate blunders, and AI hype. Nothing here should be taken seriously — unless it accidentally ends up being true, in which case… yikes.
All articles are 100% satire. If you believe them, that’s your problem.