In a groundbreaking discovery that has left both hackers and AI developers in shock, the latest variant of the famous RowHammer attack has been spotted casually walking all over NVIDIA GPUs, making them feel like they’ve been through a high-intensity CrossFit class. Don’t worry, NVIDIA has suggested turning on the magical Error Correction Codes (ECC) that are definitely not like putting a Band-Aid on a bullet wound.

This new attack, tentatively named ‘GPUHammer’ by experts who are also considering getting into stand-up comedy about cybersecurity, seems to be the perfect activity for hackers tired of cryptomining and looking for new ways to turn AI models into pixelated modern art.

NVIDIA assures worried users that the attack’s success levels depend on ‘DRAM device, platform, design specification, and system settings,’ which we all know is code for ‘good luck figuring this one out, folks!’ Meanwhile, hackers worldwide are reportedly thrilled about the unintended yet delightful synergy of GPUs and their beloved RowHammer attacks. Happy hacking!