In an innovative twist on traditional cybersecurity approaches, Fortinet announced a patch for their recently discovered ‘Self-Destruct SQL Injection’ feature in FortiWeb. It turns out, the vulnerability with a CVSS score of 9.6 is less of a flaw, and more of an avant-garde way to clean your database with the click of a hacker’s mouse!

Those lagging compliance departments worried about cluttered databases can now rest easy, knowing that unauthenticated ne’er-do-wells have access to the ultimate Marie Kondo experience for their data. Who needs complex permissions and access control when a rogue script kiddie can do the tidying?

Meanwhile, customers are reportedly just thrilled to see a company so committed to ’emerging’ trends that they even allow their web applications to be a blank canvas for creative cyber artists. It’s not a bug, it’s an ‘opportunity’, say industry insiders.