In a surprise move that shocked exactly no one paying attention, Citrix has rolled out emergency fixes for a vulnerability they might have mentioned at previous company picnics. The bug, charmingly named CVE-2025-6543, delivered on its promise of turning cybersecurity professionals’ Friday nights into unforgettable adventures in late-night coding.

With a CVSS score of 9.2 out of 10 — because perfection is a lazy hacker’s paradise — this bug has been sashaying across networks like it owns the place. Not to be outdone by their own oversights, Citrix introduced the world to the thrilling concept of unintended control flow, a feature particularly beloved by denial-of-service enthusiasts everywhere.

While successful exploitation does require a basic understanding of technology, Citrix assures us that, with some luck, and a sprinkle of misfortune, their memory overflow flaw could turn any NetScaler ADC device into a performance artist, desperately begging for a reboot encore. In other words, it’s just another day in the glamorous life of modern cybersecurity. Cheers!