Welcome to the latest edition of ‘Why Bother Sleeping?’ your weekly dose of digital despair, where every glitch is a feature and every delay is an opportunity to reevaluate your life choices. This week, we delve into the rollercoaster that is Chrome’s new 0-Day vulnerability. Yes, folks, the beloved browser is no longer just a window to the internet but a funhouse mirror reflecting your worst security nightmares. Remember when Chrome updates were about exciting new features? Now they just come with a side of heart palpitations.

In the land of DDoS, it’s become clear that size does matter. With a staggering 7.3 Tbps attack, the digital equivalent of a toddler’s tantrum just got super-sized. If this keeps up, we may need to rename ‘Cybersecurity’ to ‘Cyber-Definitely-Gonna-Lose That Battle-curity.’ But hey, it’s not about the destination; it’s about the bandwidth-melting journey.

Meanwhile, MFA (Multi-Factor Authentication) was supposed to be the chastity belt of cybersecurity. Well, plot twist: MFA bypasses are now the hot party trick everyone seems to know. Hackers are treating it like karaoke night at the cybersecurity lounge. Come on down, everybody gets a turn!

Finally, let’s not forget this week’s star of the banking world—the trusty trojan, back from vacation and straight into your accounts. Because nothing says ‘secure financial future’ like a stealthy malware vacationer taking a swim through your savings.