In a plot twist that not even the most dramatic Iranian soap opera could conjure, Iran’s state-owned TV channel was hijacked mid-broadcast, substituting its usual fare of melodramatic series with a real-life episode of ‘Revolutionary Upheaval: Protest Edition’. The thrilling new program, unapproved by the Iranian government, called for street protests and reportedly led to tea being spit out across the nation.

While authorities scramble to turn the volume down on this unscheduled activism, they’ve pointed fingers faster than a game of ‘Who’s Got the Remote?’, and as always, Israel’s name popped up as a prime suspect. With no clear culprit, it seems the blame game is now the hottest show on TV.

Adding to the drama, a $90 million crypto heist mysteriously synchronized with the broadcast break-in, like a grand finale no one saw coming. As viewers were left wondering if this was an elaborate multi-platform performance art, cybersecurity experts are left to untangle a plot thicker than any prime-time mystery series.