In a bold move equivalent to leaving your car keys in the ignition at the mall, smartphones from Ulefone and Krüger&Matz have revolutionized the concept of ‘user-friendly’ by letting any app reset your device and merrily waltz off with your PIN. Forget complicated cybersecurity measures—these phones skip straight to the punchline: who needs privacy?

If you’ve ever dreamed of a simpler time when passwords were optional and your apps had the power of a tiny tech god, you’re in luck! Thanks to the pre-installed “com.pri.factorytest” app, every potential hacker can now feel like a kid in a candy store, where the candy is your personal data.

The world of cybersecurity is nothing if not exciting, and with a CVSS score of 6.9, these vulnerabilities are the James Bond villains of the app world. Why struggle with tedious device management when you can enjoy the thrill of living dangerously? Ulefone and Krüger&Matz have clearly raised the bar—or lowered it—and we’ll just be here, amusedly watching the chaos ensue.