In the latest cyber espionage plot twist, CFOs across the globe were left scratching their heads after receiving job offers from a company named ‘Ethical Hackers Inc.’ These offers, which were delivered via email using the sophisticated NetBird tool, promised lucrative positions in the thrilling world of cyber skullduggery.

The operation, described by experts as ‘Ocean’s 11 meets LinkedIn,’ was confusingly straightforward: apply to a non-existent job and get immediate access to malware. The recruitment campaign targets financial top brass who, according to sources, are in dire need of dodging phishing attempts while juggling spreadsheets.

Cybersecurity analysts were shocked at the tactic’s audacity, saying, ‘Usually, it’s the hackers who stay incognito. Now, it seems they’ve decided to dress up in business casual and join the Monday morning Zoom calls.’ As CFOs attempt to decipher the phishing emails from their actual LinkedIn notifications, one thing is clear: The only secure job these days is in cybersecurity satire.