In a groundbreaking operation that left tech giants and aspiring hackers alike in a state of existential dread, Europol has successfully waged war against the insidious menace of ‘The Internet,’ that dastardly network enabling cybercrime since the dawn of the digital age.

The daring operation, dubbed ‘Operation Endgame’ (surely implying the comic-book-style drama it deserves), has managed to temporarily convince 300 servers to join the dark side of justice by ceasing all illegal operations and instead serving only as generic cloud storage for vacation photos and memes.

Alongside neutralizing 650 domains—whatever that means in non-cyberspeak—Europol has issued arrest warrants for 20 of the most elusive criminals known to humanity, whose penchant for wearing hoodies has long made them invisible to traditional law enforcement.

Analysts suggest that the €3.5M seized will likely be reinvested in spearheading future crackdowns, enhancing their security measures, and perhaps even bringing down the entire Internet over the course of the next few seasons of Operation Endgame, available soon on all streaming platforms.