In a shocking revelation, AWS has been found guilty of using its cloud as a playground for cybercriminals with a penchant for overachieving. Who needs to go through the hassle of meticulous hacking when AWS’s default IAM roles are practically begging to be exploited?

According to recent findings, these default roles come with more permissions than a teenager home alone for the weekend, allowing attackers to escalate privileges, wreak havoc across services, and even commandeer entire AWS accounts. It’s like AWS decided to give away the keys, the car, and a full tank of gas.

Security experts recommend that AWS administrators check their permissions faster than a developer promises to deploy code at 4:59 PM on a Friday. After all, there’s nothing quite like an unexpected security breach to spice up your weekend plans.