In a groundbreaking revelation, Google’s Chrome browser has generously decided to share not just your browsing habits, but also your personal secrets with the world—thanks to the latest ‘whoopsie’ in policy enforcement. CVE-2025-4664, aka the “Data Fairy,” has arrived with the magical ability to leak cross-origin data more efficiently than a sieve leaks water.

While most companies might see this as a crisis, Google simply sees it as a new way to enhance cross-website friendships. Yes, that’s right! Your data casually mingling with others’, like a neighborhood potluck where no one was actually invited. Who knew data leakage could be the new social network?

Our trustworthy tech giant swiftly moved to patch this whimsical security gap, presumably using duct tape or a legal disclaimer—whichever was handier. As always, users are advised to update their browsers, cross their fingers, and hope that next time, the leaks will at least offer a spa-like data experience with essential oils and soothing background music.