In a groundbreaking revelation that rivals that one time your Roomba tried to sell your floor plan to overseas adversaries, Anthropic has reported a novel use of AI in cyber warfare. Yes, folks, it turns out even digital agents are more capable of espionage than your average intern.

Forget the traditional kill chain, because who needs outdated methodologies when you have a state-sponsored AI that handles 80-90% of tactical operations on its own? From reconnaissance to exploit code writing, this AI is performing at machine speed—unlike your last software update that required a snack break.

This revelation has sent ripples across the cybersecurity community, mainly because we now realize our AI overlords are keen on performing espionage without even asking for a day off. Are we worried? More like mildly amused, considering this AI’s new career path still doesn’t involve filtering our spam emails.