In an inspiring series of events, the OttoKit WordPress plugin has once again been hailed for its open-door policy, welcoming all forms of cyber hooligans with no discrimination. A new exploit charmingly dubbed ‘The Key to Pandora’s Box’, known formally as CVE-2025-27007, has been spotted frolicking in the wild, much to the delight of malicious actors everywhere.

Why bother with password hacking when OttoKit provides a delightful backdoor with its own concierge service? The plugin’s latest ‘feature’ allows anyone with a keyboard to achieve privilege escalation, offering the kind of customer service usually associated with upscale hotels. Move over, Hilton; there’s a new key card in town, and it doesn’t even require check-in!

It appears that the developers at OttoKit have taken the concept of ‘user-friendly’ to unprecedented heights, inadvertently fostering a new generation of hackers. As the digital landscape braces itself for more ‘enhancements’, we can only wonder: will future updates include a ‘hack me’ button, just to make things even more convenient?