In a thrilling turn of events, cybersecurity leaders rejoice as they’ve finally received the holy grail of budget approval for AI security. Yet, in a twist worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy, these savvy tech warriors find themselves clueless about what ‘AI Governance’ actually entails. Rumor has it, some executives have taken to shaking a Magic 8-Ball, only to get responses like ‘Ask Again Later’ and ‘Reply Hazy, Try Again.’

The boardroom has become a theater of the absurd, where CIOs and CISOs convene to discuss AI Governance with the same fervor as a group of kindergartners debating quantum physics. “What do we need for AI Governance?” asks one executive. “I thought we’d just wing it,” replies another, mistaking artificial intelligence for an experimental baking competition.

To add to the chaos, organizations have started circulating a groundbreaking ‘Request for Proposal’ template, which ingeniously reads, ‘We don’t know what we want, but we want it now.’ It’s a strategy heralded as ‘visionary’ by someone who probably also believes AI stands for ‘Astonishingly Incomprehensible.’ Meanwhile, AI developers sit back, munch popcorn, and wait for the inevitable, budget-blowing consultancy circus to arrive.