In a groundbreaking plot twist that left even seasoned cybersecurity experts shaking their heads, the ClickFix campaign has taken the art of stealth to dizzying new heights. Using legitimate sites, MIMICRAT, the malware so cunning it could probably ghost itself without Wi-Fi, spread like gossip at a high school reunion.

Researchers were baffled by how seamlessly the campaign managed to commandeer websites spanning industries more diverse than a Netflix original’s cast. If websites were merely a facade, then the cybercriminals have proven themselves to be the Banksy of the digital world, leaving their Trojan horse masterpieces behind for a bewildered audience to appreciate.

‘It’s almost like they wanted to give us a tour of their malware’s features,’ said one cybersecurity analyst. ‘One click and you’re whisked away to a land of unauthorized access, where your data is the main course on the malware menu.’

MIMICRAT, also romantically known as AstarionRAT, apparently enjoys long walks through compromised sites and candlelit data exfiltration sessions. As cybercrime’s answer to a dating app, the campaign is redefining love in the digital age, one unsuspecting victim at a time.