In an unprecedented move in the evolution of online scams, criminal masterminds have deftly employed the strategic prowess of virtual rabbits, because apparently, having a real job was too mainstream. These connoisseurs of deceit are using Facebook ads, the world’s most reliable source of fake news, to lure victims more effectively than a box of carrots in a rabbit hole. Yes, Reckless and Ruthless Rabbit are here to turn your failed investments into 24-carat digital disasters.

The cunning operation involves spoofing celebrity endorsements that boast about their nonexistent success stories. It seems like the only real skill these scammers lack is understanding the concept of shame. By deploying Traffic Distribution Systems (TDSes) with the same efficiency as a rabbit on caffeine, the cyber crooks filter potential victims. After all, why waste time on the skeptical when there are so many gullible folks just a click away?

And in true rabbit style, these scams multiply faster than a YouTube video hitting a million views. Infoblox, the DNS threat intelligence firm, has heroically hopped onto the scene, codenaming these operations with every bit of seriousness the internet demands. Reckless Rabbit and Ruthless Rabbit are not just scams; they’re a new breed of pseudo-intellectual, furiously hopping towards your savings account. Who needs a carrot farm when you have gullible humans?