In a shocking revelation, Microsoft has unveiled yet another DNS-based attack method, adding to the ever-growing list of online threats you never knew existed. The attack, which sounds like a failed startup pitch, is aptly named ClickFix. It seems the hackers have finally embraced the gig economy by offering malware-as-a-service, now conveniently available through your local DNS lookup.

The cunning masterminds behind this attack have brilliantly harnessed the power of nslookup, a tool you didn’t even realize was on your computer. By exploiting the complexities of the Domain Name System, they’ve created an innovative click-and-retrieve malware model. It’s like DoorDash for cyber threats, but without the benefit of a tip option.

Victims of this scheme are cleverly tricked into running seemingly harmless commands. Imagine being asked to fetch coffee, only to find out you’ve unwittingly facilitated a bank heist. Welcome to the world of cybercrime, where convincing people to self-sabotage is the new frontier in digital irony.