Pyongyang’s New AI Hobby: North Korea has upgraded its hacking game, swapping out the traditional hooded-sweatshirt hacker for a slick AI luring unsuspecting crypto-folks. Naturally, the first step involved creating the perfect AI villain with just the right amount of charm to coax passwords out of cryptocurrency traders.

High-Tech Catfishing: UNC1069, the brains behind the operation, decided that a compromised Telegram account wasn’t quite science fiction enough. They threw in a fake Zoom call, perhaps where the AI tried its best to look concerned while on mute, lulling traders into a false sense of security before pouncing on their digital wallets.

ClickFix Conundrum: As befitting any plotline worthy of a blockbuster, the hackers also used the elusive ClickFix infection vector, which sounds suspiciously like a rejected pitch for a Marvel superhero. One wonders if AI’s plan, beyond cryptocurrency world domination, involved finally teaching the internet how to identify a fraudulent Zoom call without attending it.