In the latest dazzling act of cybercrime ingenuity, the Reynolds ransomware family has decided to go old-school and bring their own vulnerabilities to work. Sick of waiting in line to exploit yours, they now arrive fully equipped with a BYOVD component, making them the cybersecurity world’s equivalent of artisanal bread – handcrafted, full of holes, and ready to cause gluten intolerance across your digital landscape.

The days of ransomware waiting for an invitation are long gone. Reynolds has decided it’s far more fashionable to flaunt its own designer vulnerabilities. Why spend time hunting for bugs in your system when they can just flaunt theirs like a reality TV contestant showing off their drama repertoire? Bring Your Own Vulnerabilities Day is the new Friday casual.

In an astonishing feat of self-reliance, Reynolds not only disables your Endpoint Detection and Response (EDR) tools but does so while doubling as unintentional cybersecurity training for your IT team. It’s just like crossfit – painful, public, and with a lot of sweating as your security department suddenly tries to lift the weight of realizing they’re not the only ones bringing tech novelty to the enterprise party.