In a move that only the world’s most innovative criminals could orchestrate, hackers have decided that reading is so last decade. Why type when you can talk your way into corporate servers? Mandiant, the digital watchdog (or perhaps therapy dog) for the tech industry, has barked a warning about these ShinyHunters and their jazzy jazz of vishing—think phishing but with a voice and possibly a fake French accent.

The plan is ingeniously dim-witted: imitate the charisma of a bored telemarketer while harvesting those precious multi-factor authentication credentials. It’s like ordering a gourmet dinner with a coupon from 1996, yet somehow it’s working! SaaS platforms are apparently thrilled about this avant-garde approach to data theft.

Yes, these cunning ShinyHunters have graduated from the University of Low Standards, leveraging their knowledge to create fake websites more convincing than the real ones. Their attacks are described as ‘expansive,’ kind of like a buffet where the main dish is ignorance served with a side of apathy. So, dear tech companies, perhaps it’s time to stop making passwords ‘1234’ and start investing in some quality voice impersonation training.