In a cutting-edge seminar that should have been titled ‘Cyber Tricks for Dummies,’ MintsLoader has made headlines by offering an avant-garde class on dropping GhostWeaver via phishing. Forget dance routines with fancy footwork, this involves a PowerShell-based choreography that even Strictly Come Dancing wouldn’t touch.

The Insikt Group, rocking their cybersecurity glasses and a penchant for catchy malware names, reported this new ‘infection chain’ as a multi-stage spectacle. Rumor has it that obfuscated JavaScript and PowerShell scripts are the main performers, while MintsLoader conducts with the style of a maestro who just got their first email account.

As if this wasn’t enough, they’ve added a dash of sandbox and virtual machine evasion. Somehow, this is supposed to make being hacked sound as enticing as a garden party with all the wrong sandwiches. Have no fear, though, because they’re using DGA and TLS, the digital equivalent of wearing a high-visibility vest in a stealth mission. Bravo, MintsLoader! You’re making the digital realm as impenetrable as a soap bubble in a cactus field.