In a groundbreaking move, OpenAI is excited to transform ChatGPT from an AI companion into a bustling hub of lucrative advertisements, specifically targeting those pesky adult users who dare to log in for free or at a low cost. Finally, your innocent queries will be met with the very ads you never knew you needed.

The visionary company assures everyone that your data will remain ‘protected and never sold to advertisers,’ except, of course, when they need to keep a high bar of targeted ad experience just for you. After all, how else will you learn about revolutionary new products while discussing the weather with AI?

OpenAI’s strategic plan includes ensuring global access while subtly reminding users that being data-rich but ad-free is so 2022. As users joyfully embrace this new feature, one can’t help but wonder if clippy-like pop-ups are making a grand return, dressed as AI-generated infomercials.