In a heartwarming display of generosity, D-Link has rolled out a new feature for their legacy DSL routers—universal remote access—completely free of charge. That’s right, folks, anyone in the world can now tune into your personal internet connection, thanks to a charming vulnerability affectionately known as CVE-2026-0625. The best part? No tedious logins or obsolete passwords required!

This security flaw, delightfully exploiting routers like never before, is rooted in an adorable endpoint called ‘dnscfg.cgi.’ And while the tech-savvy populace may have concerns about ‘improper sanitization of user-supplied DNS configuration parameters,’ we think this is just tech-speak for ‘open to everyone’. D-Link users can now truly connect with people around the globe, whether they want to or not!

Industry experts, or rather, party poopers, rate this flaw at a 9.3 on the CVSS scale. In other news, many D-Link users report an inexplicable spike in their WiFi traffic. How peculiar! As hackers almost certainly cackle in delight, D-Link encourages consumers to embrace the ‘sharing is caring’ spirit they inadvertently fostered. Who knew community engagement could be so easy?