In a move that’s making cybercriminals everywhere rejoice, the latest AdonisJS vulnerability is opening the doors to server folders around the globe. With a CVSS score of 9.2, it’s like giving hackers the keys to your car, but instead of a getaway vehicle, they’re now joyriding through your server directories.

Yes, thanks to this delightful flaw, hackers can now perform arbitrary file writes on your server. For users, this means waking up to a beautifully chaotic landscape of server anarchy, where writing ‘Hello World’ files is just the beginning. Today, it’s files; tomorrow, it’s novels. Expect the next ‘War and Peace’ to be published directly from your server.

AdonisJS users are urged to update their Bodyparser package. But while some see it as a security patch, the more imaginative among us know it’s really stifling our inner creative hackers. So, update if you must, but let’s all take a moment to appreciate this brief period where our servers doubled as community typewriters.