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In a move that can only be described as groundbreaking, Trust Wallet has added new functionality to its Chrome extension: the ability to involuntarily donate to unknown beneficiaries at the tune of $7 million! It’s a win for those who love the thrill of losing money without the hassle of clicking ‘send.’

The security ‘incident,’—or as the tech-savvy call it, ‘surprise philanthropy’—has impacted around one million users. The extension’s developers are thrilled to announce that this was not just a bug, but a feature hidden in version 2.68. Congratulations to all who participated unwillingly!

Fret not, for the Trust Wallet team advises—you guessed it—upgrading to the latest version. Because, as everyone knows, nothing says ‘trust’ better than a constant, looming fear that your virtual coins might grow little wings and fly away any moment.


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