In a culinary twist, Italy is serving Apple a €98.6 million fine dish. While Cupertino was hoping for a delightful spaghetti alla carbonara, it ended up with a spicy antitrust penalty on its plate. Surely, the Apple Maps couldn’t have led them to this!

The Italian Competition Authority, showing no love for the iBrand, accused Apple of playing Little Caesar with its App Store dominance. Apparently, the iPhone maker’s taste for exclusivity doesn’t play well with Italy’s desire for more App-ertif competition.

But fear not, for Apple’s lawyers are already busy preparing a new cooking show – ‘How to Bake a Legal Rebuttal’. Rumor has it, they’re planning to file the paperwork á la mode. After all, the fine print is best served with a side of piquant legal jargon and perhaps a touch of olive oil.